Bert - 21 - opossum - she/her
- Bert loves music more than anything else. She adores rave music, especially happy hardcore.
- Somehow she survives mainly on sweets: cookies, hard candy, poptarts, marble soda, and gummy worms.
- Bert tries very hard to be positive, but she is not the most mentally stable person and gets overwhelmed by stress easily. If Bert's stress level becomes too high, she will play dead and ooze jelly-like blood. The scene looks grody, but she is perfectly fine when she awakens.
- She is a huge doormat and has trouble standing up for herself.
- Nobody really knows the origins of her nickname.
- Bert's best friends are Jess and Razz. They have fun dancing together.